So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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