Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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