Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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