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Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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