id be glad to
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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