he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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