doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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