Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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