Me too!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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