STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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