It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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