How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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