This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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