i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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