I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
All I want is dick and wine.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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