took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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