Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
