The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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