I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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