man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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