who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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