Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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