He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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