marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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