Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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