this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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