When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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