Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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