i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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