problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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