i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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