Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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