who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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