oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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