Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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