hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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