Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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