I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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