I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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