kristin has been a bad kristin
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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