if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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