My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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