they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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