I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Oh god it's open bar.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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