Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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