I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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