i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
