So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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