i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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