in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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