fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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