I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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