are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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