Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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