also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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