this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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