i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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